Ha Mai Pham

Author: Ha-Mai Pham

  • Knock knock joke

    Knock knock joke

    Knock knock

    who’s there?

    Howard

    Howard who?

    Howard I know?

  • fruit smoothie

    fruit smoothie

    you will need:

    a combination of fruits (my favorite: grapes and strawberries)

    sugar (optional)

    a blender

    a cup

    instructions:

    1. place all your fruits in a blender
    2. add as much sugar as you please (not too much though)
    3. blend till smooth
    4. serve in a a cup and enjoy. Delicious!
  • Microwave scrambled eggs

    Microwave scrambled eggs

    you will need:

    2 eggs

    salt and pepper (optional)

    oil

    microwavable bowl and mixing tool (spoon, fork, whisk)

    microwave

    instructions:

    1. crack your 2 eggs into a bowl
    2. mix until smooth
    3. add a pinch of salt
    4. add some oil
    5. mix till smooth
    6. put your microwave at high level
    7. microwave the mixture for 30 seconds
    8. take out and mash the bits that are cooked (spoon preferred)
    9. put back in microwave for 30 seconds
    10. take out and mash the remaining bits
    11. if still not fully cooked, put back in microwave for 5 – 10 seconds
    12. season with pepper and enjoy

  • The Foolish Boy

    The Foolish Boy

    There once was a very foolish boy who lived in a village. One day he found that he had ran out of food. There was a super market right next to his cottage, but for some reason he wouldn’t go there. A sign of foolishness. So he decided to ask for food at his neighbours, miss Polly. “Alright. but only if you make Mr Hender return my chickens,” was her remark when he asked her. So the boy went to Mr Hender’s house and asked for miss Polly’s chickens back. “Alright,” he said in a gruff voice. “But only if you ask Mrs Lottie to lend me a pound.” so the boy went to Mrs Lottie’s house to ask her to lend Mr Hender a pound. “Only if you give me the horn of a bull to sell,” she said. Now, as everyone knows, bulls don’t just give you their horns. So when the boy went to the nearest bull and asked for it’s horn all he got was a nasty bruise on the shin. he ended up with an itchy cast on, no food and a mob of angry people outside his door.